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        Ukr.)Lvivsk and its lvivtsi 
       
        Preface to preface Introduction How His Majesty Dzyadivets became a King How was the High Castle built on a High Bum How lvivtsi brought the light into the city council How lvivtsi wrote a letter to mangalo-tartars How was the first monument erected in the city How Kshysko Columbus discovered Lvivsk How King Dzyunio searched for a daughter-in-law How lvivtsi launched a first satellite How lvivtsi carried out a nutmeg revolution How King Dzyunio searched for the meaning of life How lvivtsi drove off Attila from the city How the King broke apart the civil upheaval of F.Mohylan How the charmer Zozulka was searching for his astral body How King Dzyunio was fighting against shadow and how he conquered 
          it How the tournament happened in Lvivsk How his Majesty King found out what woman truly desires How Dzyunio the First took his final breath How King Dzyunio taught lvivtsi to play football How did the heir Tarasiy Kryvopyskyi catch Smochysko-Drochysko How barber Dezyderiy Hrabivka constructed a Lviv pyramid How King Dzyunio founded the first school and blessed its statute 
        How charmer Zozulka searched for the philosophers' stone How our Master arranged a royal hunting and how he caught a wild hog 
          Dmytryk How Death came to Lvivsk and how she left the city with laundress 
          Maryska Vurdakova How Lvivsk disappeared and reappeared as Lviv  Year after year, step by step, jumping aheadChronological table of the life of Lvivsk residents and their successors 
        starting long ago at city beginnings and to its very last day, composed 
        by an honest anonymous author Remigiy Slymak of the city council
 The dictionary of Lviv words and word combinations with explanations 
        and stories, composed by the charmer Zozulka 
       A magic bag 
       
        A collection of indecent tales written down by Lviv poet Florian Zadomitskyi-Vukhal 
        The Frog Princess (a tale from Donetsk waste pits) Three brothers and Dick (a tale written down in a train Uzhgorod-Luhansk) 
        Three brothers and Putska (a tale written down in a train Uzhgorod-Luhansk) 
        Kyrylo Dupomjaka (Kyiv folk tale from the times long gone) Prince Ivan and Wolf the Iron Tail (a tale written down at Pidzamche, 
          told by chumaky from Vapnyarka) Ivasyk Maytelesyk (a tale told one late evening to His Majesty King 
          Dzyunio the First, by the most honoured Lviv poet Florian Zadomitskyi-Vukhal) 
        How Martynko got married (Levandivka folk tale, written down at Pryvokzalna 
          Street in a famous food joint “Lviv Tripe Soup”)  Mythology of Lviv hills and gates, written by a famous Lviv citizen 
        Khoma Kapustka 
       
        Smok Hamolka who became a lighter Antyk – a Chief Master of Vampires Vatryannyk, kaminnyk (fireman) A restless Eugenia Curlpaper A toad-headed idle talker (lyzkun) Gravedigger Misko Shtykh Martynko Kanarok Skhodari or starwatchers Chimneysweepers The revenge of Florian Shtuchka The last joke of the house spirit Gadra Doctor Letthefuckitbe Papirush Lapymukha Pindus Kleparivskyi and the mole named Stasko How Prots Kalynyak learned that there was time Balthazar Sliozko |